So what if this shit isn't new?

It's election day, I should probably be saying something political, or showing crazy pictures of people occupying things like toilets on a train but I honestly could not give a fuck. I've been slowly unplugging myself from the matrix of mainstream media. Televisions are only for nerd box or to watch game shows in the morning. If I need to know the weather, I can ask the sky and if I think she might be lying, I ask the internet. Everything else is mind numbing poison, negative signals and concentrated beams of controlled confusion, orchestrated in a symphony of overexposure and mental radiation. Look at me, talking all fancy... what a fool!
(believes)

Must be time for the farmers to fuck with our heads again. I thought it was twenty after 6 about ten minutes ago, now my computer tells me its 530 AM.  Which seems to be the most retarded shit ever... I mean really, maybe I'm the retard, and there is some super logical reasoning behind why this whole time shift works. I mean there has to be more to it than man's massive ego as he now dictates time to change at his whim. "Change for me time, bend and submit because the word of man is so awesome!!" Get the fuck outta here with that shit.... how the hell are people just changing time. Simple Don, because time, like all language, is a metaphor and I guess since its just a metaphor for what we call 'time,' I guess we can alter the numbers too, since numbers are also just metaphors. You don't see whales and crocodiles meeting up together at 11 o'clock at night to go hunting or practice some mating calls. I mean I guess in a way, the animals have their own internal clocks and stuff, but I think that will have to wait, because I do feel I'm rambling now, and quite a bit too.. so on with the music.

Today I come to spread the sweet sounds of soulful fly goods like orange marmalade for your ears. Lately, I have been listening to the lovely and hypnotically sexy, Teena Marie. A talent that music lovers of all ages will surely miss for many years to come. Although this is one of her more popular songs, I must say that I've been connecting to "Ooh la la la" quite a bit over this past week. The beat grabs me immediately, and it already has me hooked. Then her voice just pours like honey, making me feel like a kid at dance in a school gymnasium. Same sensations of purity and good times. Not only does this song take me to a completely different plane, but its also where the Fugees' and Lauryn Hill, reintroduced the hook of the song to an entirely new generation in the golden era of 1990's hip hop with their mega successful track, Fu-gee-la. Now without further a due...


Let's not forget about this classic, either.